Yellow is the new Black - A UFC Special Announcement
Zanak? ZANAK! Dust ball of the galaxy! ...and in the span of one week we see another UFC team seek their fame and fortunes in the Octagon. First it was Queen Xanxia’s announcement of her pending brawl with Binro The Heretic. This time it’s TEAM MENTIAD who will, for the first time in UFC history, enter the ring together as a single unified force for UFC’s first ever Royal Rumble Caged Thunderydomey Special Event!
Their opponent? DEVO!, the American New Wave band from Akron Ohio. In a recent interview Devo said [the fight] “is a dream come true, and the culmination of years of road and studio work. Our first album asked the question ‘Q: Are We Not Men? A: We are Devo!’ That album was a call to arms. A challenge to all! The robed hippies of Zanax are but a speed bump on the road to our glorious ultimate victory in the ring. We’ll send those pasty faced sandal wearing, time-dam destroying prog-rockers back to their hollow planet in a de-evolved disgrace. They will wish they’d never heard the sound of Devo. Whip It? Bah… We’ll Whip Them good!”. The blustering boastful rants of the band continued well into the night. Word has it they continued their tirades even after the media went home. The Mentiads only had this to say: ” Granola. We seek Granola.” A bold and shocking statement to be sure. This may very will be the UFC Match of the decade.
The match will be shown Live on Tavern TeeVee as a Pay-Per-View Special Event. ORDER NOW.
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Posted by Rod on Wednesday, January 4 at 10:00 pm