A group of Kaled refugees - had already fished out an old table football game and a skateboard when they bumped into the Dalek head, which was covered in weeds.





“I’d just shifted a tree branch with my foot when I noticed something dark and round slowly coming up to the surface.
I got the shock of my life when a Dalek head bobbed up right in front of me.”
Stated Pip the Slightly Less Elder, a lucky muck trolling stiff from Jolly Olde England in this Telegraph news item:
HOLY CROW!
The tea sipper went on to say:
“We discovered the BBC often took the Daleks out on location for filming, and they travelled to Hampshire on at least one occasion in the 1980s, when Colin Baker played the Timelord.
Who knows, this might be the remains of one of the originals from the old TV series. I’m told they they were built to last.”
Another archeological party was said to have set out from Telos ahead of the Kaleds (and their poorly funded expedition).  But to date there has been no word of any finds, or astonishing discoveries such as this one.  Dr. Toberman, their leader, has high hopes and knows that the tribal homelands of the cybermats will one day be found.  We believe that Dr Toberman is currently searching Hackney.